Cougs One Team Paul Allen Can't Buy

Washington State University says they've ended negotiations to move the Apple Cup to Qwest Field, saying they couldn't agree with Paul Allen's minions on how to "maintain the neutral-site atmosphere." Allen, a former Wazzu student, is now forced to suffer the inconvenience of flying to the game in his private jet instead of emerging from his secret underground Qwest Field batcave just before kickoff.