Know Thine Enemy: Chivas USA of Carson, CA
Sounders FC (now with 100 percent less accused rapists!) faces undefeated Chivas USA Saturday night in Carson, CA. If the Sounders win, they will retake first place in the MLS Western Conference. They will also strike a blow for all that is good in the world, by taking out a team filled with and supported by TRAITORS!
Did you know that Chivas "USA" isn't even owned by a USAer? No, it's owned by Mexican film producer Jorge Vergara, who also owns the popular Mexican team Club Deportivo Guadalajara--commonly known as...Chivas! What kind of depraved fans would root for a team owned by a foreigner? TRAITORS TO THEIR NATION AND ALL THAT IS RIGHT WITH AMERICA THAT'S WHO!
The coach of Chivas USA will be a familiar name to all you Northwest indoor soccer fans, all seven of you. Preki! Yes, the former Tacoma Stars goal machine (seen here in the team's 1988 calendar) has coached Chivas since 2007. But did you know he is a TRAITOR???!!!???!!! Preki--real name, Predrag Radosavljević--was originally from Yugoslavia, but he became a United States citizen. He played on the US National Soccer team in the 1998 World Cup--in a match against his native country! TRAITOR!
Cuban-born Chivas forward Maykel Galindo got a free trip to Seattle to play in the 2005 Gold Cup, and how did he repay his country? By defecting! TRAITOR! Galindo snuck out of the Seattle Westin via the stairwell and phoned Cuban team translator Alex Zahajko, (a Spanish teacher at Garfield High when we were a student there), who let Galindo stay with him. Galindo ended up getting political asylum, and played two seasons for the USL Sounders before moving up to MLS, and achieving a standard of living that was unattainable in his native country. Still...TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR!
Chivas USA plays in Carson, CA, on land formerly owned by Don Manuel Dominguez, whose family once owned 75,000 acres in the area. Dominguez was a Mexican government official--then, when the US took over after the Mexican-American War, was a US government official as well! Make up your mind, SIR TRAITOR!
"Chivas" means "goats" in Spanish. This cute baby goat is trying to taste snowflakes. This cute baby goat got adopted by a dog. This cute baby goat somehow climbed on top of a sheep. WHO KNEW THEY WOULD ALL GROW UP TO BE TRAITORS!
Sounders FC @ Chivas USA, 7:30 p.m. on Saturday. You can watch the game on KING 5.
