Spokane Taking Caddyshack Seriously

Spokane doesn’t liking being confused with other "wimpy" West Coast cities, so it should come as no surprise that city officials here have resorted to blowing up area squirrels with a lethal cocktail of propane, oxygen, and fire to reduce the rodents’ impact on area parks. Who says you don’t need a hammer to kill a fly? The Rodenator Pro is to cute, furry little critters what xanax is to work ethic: imminent death. After all, nothing restores a park to its original beauty like the sounds and smells of an old fashioned subterranean fire bombing.