Get Your Willow Switches Ready!
Thanks to Flickr user foto_daniel for the pic of "Śmigus-Dyngus," well demonstrating the basic principles.
Tomorrow is Easter Monday, a strange sort of half-holiday rarely practiced in the U.S. (except in areas settled by Catholics, particularly Poles--it's apparently still a big deal in Michigan), but if you're in the mood for wackiness, we invite you to try out the Polish tradition of Dyngus Day, or "Śmigus-Dyngus" as our Polish significant other puts it. It's a quite old tradition, first documented around 750 A.D. by some of the first Christian travelers to then-pagan Poland, and although the Poles famously converted to Christianity in 966, the tradition has persisted (in fact, the Catholics have long since tried to re-establish it as a celebration of conversion though, again, it predates it by at least 250 years).
Basically, Śmigus and Dyngus were twin pagan gods: Śmigus, the god of the thunder, and Dyngus the god of water and "wet earth" (i.e., fertility). So, what to do on Dyngus Day? Well, the first and most important thing to do is to spill water all over girls you fancy, most especially as a way of waking them up. You can also whip girls about the ankles with a willow or birch switch, and generally the day devolves into drenching any woman you can find with as much water as you can. Not that it's not already wet enough....


