Mason County's Most Wanted: Dead Or Popped and Buttered

Seattlest Katelyn alerted us earlier to the vigilante attitude that pervades Mason County. Some of you have mocked this news. For shame! Believe us, you would not be sniggering into your MacBook if you were dealing with the surreal criminal element that our southerly neighbors know all too well: motorcycle-thieving stalks of corn.

We present this poster for the upcoming Mason County Fair & Rodeo (July 24-26 at the Mason County Fairgrounds in Shelton):

Note the smug look on the cornstalk's "face"--and the sunglasses he wears, as if to blot out the light of knowledge of good and evil. It's like a modern-day Danse Macabre!

Should the cereal grains of King County rise up in revolt, wouldn't you be first in line at Butch's on Aurora? We suspect, dear reader, that you would.

The lesson, as always: Judge not, lest ye be judged.