Seattle Metropolitan’s Hilarious April Fool’s Issue

I've got a rise of the Eastside...in my pants.

I thought you were a lady

That's actually been out for a month I think.

I see that skyline from my patio at home. But I can only see it at night. It's ashamed.

If by gaining they mean more status quo humping brats then yeah, Bellevue is the place.

As long as there are people who seek confort in the hyper manicured and identify themselves with material crap there will be people singing Bellevue's praises.