It's time to stop being polite, and start getting real. MTV casting directors are coming to town this weekend, searching for potential housemates for season 23 (yowza) of The Real World. From 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., they'll be in Pioneer Square at Fuel Sports Eats and Beats, an appropriately douchey location for the task at hand. Applicants (between ages 18-24) should bring a recent picture of themselves and a photo ID, along with an eating disorder, alcoholism, low self-esteem, daddy issues, and/or anger management problem.

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"along with an eating disorder, alcoholism, low self-esteem, daddy issues, and/or anger management problem."
If you have all five you get $2 off well drinks.
being gay doesn't hurt, either. even better? not KNOWING if/that you're gay!
Seriously. Thank God (or at least Joseph Smith) for Chet. Someday he might figure it out.
Who is this "chet" fellow? Does he need a friend?