Two's A Trend In Meth-Water Consumption

Remember that incident up in Lynnwood where the kid died after drinking meth bong water? Apparently this man in Lewis County has some kind of death wish for his wife and nursing infant, or (more probably) he doesn't read the news. He gave his unwitting wife a glass of water spiked with meth to help her summon up the energy to do household chores--and then, in a strikingly strategic move, talked about what he'd done on the phone while in jail on other charges. The first person to spot an anti-meth-water public service announcement on TV wins a lifetime's worth of a sense of grim resignation to humanity's stupidity.