Says the Stranger's Dan Savage: "I've had it with Peter and Tim and and Nick and Richard pansy-assing around about running for mayor. They announce they're thinking about it, they think about it, and then they announce that running for mayor is just too scary or too expensive or that Greg is just too formidable an opponent. Christ, do these guys have one lonely little nut between the four of 'em?" He promises to remain mayor for only 24 hours, then hand over the title to the city council president. We've heard that before. You elect these Chicago boys, they get comfy in the mayoral palace fast.

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Dan -- Shut up. Stick to your quasi-informative "sex" advice column and whitty quips about the status-quo, leave politics alone. You equate to a monkey throwing poo when it comes to governing... and considering the crowd politicians are usually populated with, that's a fucking statement.
You spelled 'witty' wrong.
Ah fuck me.
It's such a joke. Did he just not get enough attention as a child?
Can you say "attention whore"????
Does he have a book coming out or something?
Agreed! Savage is an insufferably a-hole. Let him stick to his juvenile rag.