One of the U.S. Attorney's Office photos of the Ronald Struve Collection. Serious business! (via The Blotter.)
This man neglected to pay his Bellevue storage unit fees, and when the owner tried to auction off his belongings, the cops found out about his precious hidden illegal crates of military weapons. Whoops! Ronald Struve pled guilty to all five federal charges in court this morning. His lawyer says Struve has "unusual political beliefs" (no!) and, with regards to the guns, was "apparently keeping them anticipation of Armageddon." This man needs more sunshine, puppies, and donuts in his life, all stuff he'll get zero amounts of in prison, which is where he's likely to end up.
The Times Blotter blog has photos of the weapons, naturally.

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This kind of story is why I try to keep my focus on pie. Much less upsetting.
I'm just trying to highlight the sweetness of your pie story by offering contrast!
What? Mine had lemons! It was tart!