Yep, All Those Bachelor Spoilers Were True

And lo, it came to pass that all that was predicted/leaked about this season of The Bachelor came to be, just as Reality Steve said. That's called prophecy, bitches. It is written. Jason Mesnick proposed to Melissa on the finale, only to dump her ass six weeks later (one hour in TV time) on the "After the Final Rose" special for Molly, the girl he had jilted just an hour earlier. Kinda a dick move, guy.

Suffice it to say that the womenz of America are pissssssssed. It was bad enough before last night's episode, when there was an online petition of fans asking ABC not to air the show, based on rumors alone, but now shit's getting brutal. When even Entertainment Weekly is calling you a "jackass" and "the biggest tool in Bachelor history"--and that's saying something--you know you've got a bad reputation. We should think that Jason will want to lay low in Kirkland for a while. (For more Jason abuse, check out part one of him lowering the boom, in which Melissa rightfully calls him a bastard at 3:55.)

And as to Melissa, you've got our condolences, boo. We've all been there, just not on national TV. You already took the right first step by telling Jason (above) to never contact you again, so now you just go and brush your shoulders off, write an anonymous post about his douchiness (somewhat NSFW), and move on. But don't watch tonight's second "After the Final Rose" episode, where Jason and Molly will be all giddy about their LUV. Unless Jason then dumps Molly for DeAnna or Jillian or his kid or something. Which would totally be just like Network, right?