Tonight's the big final rose ceremony on this season of The Bachelor, featuring Kirkland's own Jason Mesnick--but as always there are rumors on the internets.
Earlier this season, there was a YouTube video from some dude who had spent far too much time analyzing the first episode of the season and found a clue as to who would be the "winner." (Because when you "win" on a reality show, you usually lose at life.) Then, a couple weeks ago, the show's creator told the New York Times that this season's finale would be "freakish" and "pure Network," which had us hoping that at least one contestant would be killed on air.
In the comments to that post, Newsfan directed us to this site, which is some other random guy (Reality Steve) claiming he has the dirt on what happens to Jason and his ladiez. To put it succinctly (and spoiler alert up the wazoo): In the finale's rose ceremony, Jason picks Melissa, and then in the first "After the Final Rose" special (airing tonight immediately after the finale), he changes his mind and dumps Melissa for Molly. Ouch. If that's the case, we would guess that there will be a lot of Bachelor fans pissed. Find out in the THREE HOURS of Bachelor on ABC tonight, and check out the rest of the trainwreck on the second goddamn "After the Final Rose" special tomorrow.

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He may live in Kirkland but he's from Redmond. I grew up two houses down from the guy and all I want in this world is for Redmond to be known for something other than Microsoft and racist high school basketball fans.
So be it, John. From this point forward, may Redmond be known for Microsoft, racist high school basketball fans, and now this mega-douche.
I totally dig that denim hat.