Will You Help Write the Drug Kingpin's Book?

There's a posting on CL that we had to click on: "Writer Wanted For Ex North Idaho Drug Kingpin." The pitch is a gifted young boy with undiagnosed ADHD who grows up to rub elbow with Colombian drug lords and imprisoned Mafiosi. You want high stakes? "I SHOULD BE DEAD A HUNDRED TIMES OVER." And, helpfully, there is this postscript: "All Statue of Limitations are finished and all prison time completed." What can we say, we're intrigued. Someone jump on this. Hell, we'll serialize it for you.