Yelp Review of Leroy's Makes Us Want to Go to There

Friday night, in the midst of gorging ourselves on approximately one shit-ton of deep-fried food, conversation turned to pimps and hos, as is our wont. Our host for the evening, a kindly trucker, started gushing about downtown men's boutique Leroy's, which has somehow escaped our attention up till now, even though it's right at 2nd and Pike. The following ridiculous description from Yelp convinced us that we must drop by this fine establishment posthaste.

This is a pimp store, there is just no other way to describe it. If I were a pimp I would only shop here, if I was an aspiring pimp I would shop here, if I was a bolder man than I am today I would shop here as well. And frankly, even if you're not a pimp you should visit b/c it is pretty unbelievably awesome. The suits here, well, I am shocked that they manufacture such garments. Long fake fur coats, bright purple suits, & flamboyant designs that would make the flashiest designs of mother nature's courtship devices wither in shame....

Amen, brother. Read the rest of the review here. And if that hasn't enticed you to stop in, just to see what Leroy's is all about, we direct your attention to the commercial below.