A passerby spotted the body of a 38-year-old Seattle man under a pier in Elliott Bay this morning and promptly called police. Investigations are underway. We know what you're thinking, but yes, both of the man's feet were still attached. More information to come.

Tuesdays are Muppet Days


Man there have been a lot of drownings recently. Hey look, here's the next one. Note to self: stay away from the water.