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Inauguration Schedule

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We all know someone who is in DC for the Inauguration, sure they’ve rubbed in our face a bit, and we’re all jealous of them.

However, when we wake up tomorrow and realize that we’re not standing in the freezing cold, and that we don’t have to wait in line to use the bathroom, an indoor bathroom with running water, well, we’re sure that we will feel just fine sitting in Seattle with our friends eating breakfast, drinking champagne, and watching everything on HD.

8:45- Joe Biden sworn in
8:46-8:55- The Bush/Biden Administration
8:55- Barack Obama sworn in.
8:55:01- The South falls into the ocean.
8:57- Obama's inaugural address.
9:30-President Bush and Dick Cheney depart by helicopter. As a Mariner fan we are definitely rooting for W. to buy the Rangers back.
10:05- Some fancy-pants lunch at the Capitol. If you haven’t been invited yet, you probably weren’t invited.
12:35- Presidential Procession and Parade.
4:00- Balls.

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Comments [rss]

  • Hey... hey guys.



    Guess what?



    I've got big balls!

    Oh, I've got big balls nd they're such big balls!

    Dirty big balls!

    And he's got big balls!

    And she's got big balls!

    But we've got the biggest balls of them all!



    And I know nobody going to D.C.





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