This Season's Bachelor is, Like, Sooooo Seattle

After last night's season premiere of The Bachelor, audiences of sad, middle-aged women got a sneak peek of what's to come with the above teaser-filled three-minute montage. Looks like upstanding single dad/Kirkland douchebag Jason Mesnick--and yes, it's possible to be both--gives his potential future wives a taste of everything Seattle. They go on a boat! It rains! There's the mountains! They fly a seaplane! They climb the REI rock wall! Let's go hiking! Hey, it's the Market! He makes out with everybody everywhere! Insert obligatory shot of the Space Needle here.

Because things just aren't green enough in Seattle, apparently they also go to New Zealand. (Not so spoiler alert: The Bachelorette robot Deanna who dumped Jason's ass last year is back and she is totally fux0ring shit up.)