Happy New Year! Now Get a Divorce

The above "dramatization" shows just how local attorney J. Michael Gallagher can help you get 2009 off to a good start: by dissolving your loveless marriage. We were so entranced by this low-tech, low-class advertisement (h/t Videogum) that we just *had* to visit this sleazebag's website with the wonderful url DontBeAWeekendParent.com (pop-up alert).

There we found out that not only can you watch many more of his ads at his YouTube page, but that he also wrote an eye-opening "book" entitled She is Not Your Friend - A Man's Guide to Understanding Women. You can procure this scholarly tome for only $15.95. Whatever!