Tulalip: The Number One Place for DUIs

"New Years Champagne" by Seattlest Flickr Pool contributor CrickOnTour.

It's sure fun to drink and gamble. But unless you live within walking distance of the Tulalip Resort Casino, at the end of the night you're going to have to drive home--and the cops will be watching. Today's report on all the DUIs handed out over the course of last year shows that Tulalip was the most frequent location given to officers by drunk drivers state-wide when asked where they last drank. Here in Seattle, the most frequent place was Qwest Field.

We're irritated enough about people who were too cheap to fork over the cash for a hotel room or cab fare home after drinking that next year, we might resort to shooting drunk people's cars with paintballs, like this guy from Kennewick did. Kennewick Man did end up going to jail for his creative problem-solving, though, so paintballs might not be the best course of action after all. Please drive safely, city. Driving drunk isn't worth the risk.