How To Make Money Quick In Issaquah

A Thai woman hired to massage an Issaquah nursing home resident smuggled him out of the facility during his lunch hour, married him, and then took him to his bank to pick up the man's savings. There is absolutely nothing sketchy going on here, she says, and she's in love, though the 78-year-old man doesn't remember marrying her. Riiiiight. Love to the tune of early retirement and $23,000 in cash, maybe. The unlicensed masseuse (we'll save the respectful 'massage therapist' nomenclature for bodyworkers who at least own an ethical compass) has been charged with three felonies but refuses to sign annulment papers. We'd like to see her charged for operating without a license, too, which is unquestionably wrong on her part and not even up for debate.