Bainbridge Cat Nabs LA Times Coverage

How? All you have to do to is go nine weeks without food or water, locked inside a window seat. David Blaine, take note! From September 28 to November 30, Bess the cat was trapped inside a window seat, wasting down to 4.7 pounds before finally deciding to meow for help and being rescued. "Nine weeks locked in a box, without food and water, or even much air. What was left? What was meowing?" $3,000 in vet bills later, she's moving slowly but is back up to 6.4 pounds. And now, a LOLcat. (Thanks to tipster H.W. Duncan.)