Creative Drinking Solutions for Snow Day Boredom

You've called in to work, gotten some laundry in the wash, taken the dog out for a quick walk. What's left to do on this very snowy day? Drink! Inspired by one of our friend's Twitter posts at 8 a.m. announcing he was drinking vodka and cranberry already, we spent some time with our housemates discussing the most revolting creative shots we've ever tossed back. Read about our top three, and then raid your liquor cabinet. A (wo)man's gotta do something to keep warm.

#3, The Brain Hemorrhage: Float 1/4 oz. grenadine on 3/4 oz peach schnapps in a shot glass. Then pour a bunch of Irish Cream in there, and make sure it hits the schnapps--it will curdle and look absolutely disgusting, like blood clots. Down that bad boy!

#2, Cement Mixer (Or, Two Girls, One Cup): This one comes to us courtesy of Billy The Fridge, who asked a bartender at Neumo's last year to create a Two Girls, One Cup shot for him. He received an appropriately turd-like but tasty beverage. To make it yourself, pour 1 oz. of Baileys into your shot glass. Add 1/4 oz of lime juice. Let it set for a bit. À votre santé!

#1, Mexican Hooter: Warning: do not drink if you have a strong gag reflex. Or do, but proceed at your carpet's own risk. Pour 1 oz tequila into the glass, and add two tablespoons of your favorite cottage cheese. A dash of tabasco later and you have yourself the most disgusting drink we could think of.

The queasy should consider sticking to vodka and cranberry, or the ever-popular whiskey and ginger ale. Liquor stores opened at 11 a.m. Happy boozy snow day!