Valkyrie, Starring Tom Cruise as the American Nazi
We're sure you've seen the non-stop TV ads and heard all the terrible buzz on Valkyrie. The film, based on a true story about one of several assassination attempts on Hitler by German officers, was pushed back from a summer 2008 release date to the February 2009 dumping ground before getting moved to a Christmas debut. But it's not as bad as what you've heard. The script (written by Usual Suspects Oscar winner Christopher McQuarrie) is fine, Bryan Singer's direction is capable, and the cast features a bevy of talented British actors (including Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson, and pretty much everyone in Black Book). In fact, there's really only one problem with the film, but it's a big 'un:
Tom Cruise.
Oh Tom. You try so hard, but maybe you should just go away. While he was more than adequate in Tropic Thunder, in Valkyrie Tom's just out of his league. And that's clear in that his character, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg, is the only person in the film without an accent. Really. Everyone else is doing an English or at least vaguely European accent except Tom Cruise. Hey Adolf Hitler, guess who's the traitor in your midst? Could it be the Nazi who sounds American?
The other problem with Tom Cruise is that he always plays Tom Cruise, so in Valkyrie he stars as Nazi Pirate No Accent No Handsy Tom Cruise! It's distracting, to say the least.
Who'd be better as treasonous Colonel von Stauffenberg? If we were casting this film, we'd put Viggo Mortensen in the role (of course, he's our go-to guy for most movies; we'd replace Daniel Craig in Defiance with him too). Viggo's good with the drama, he always becomes his characters, and he can do a goddamn accent.
Spoiler alert: Tom Cruise does not kill Hitler.
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