Troopers Might Face Felony Charges, Hell For Fake Diplomas

Okay, okay, so maybe the nine Washington state troopers won't be consigned to the fiery circle of hell reserved for fraudulent frauds. Who knows if hell even exists? But they might very well face felony charges for faking their diplomas in order to get more pay, the greedy bastards. That's the charge the State Patrol would like to see, and they have now turned all the evidence against the officers over to the Thurston County Prosecutor for review. What could be more annoying than people who fake their diplomas? People who fake their diplomas and get paid leave while their fake diplomas undergo investigation, like these guys.