Seattlest: The Trials of a Pet Store Santa

Jack

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:40:47 -0800

My father in-law left me a voicemail telling me all about that feline attack. I thought he was screwing with me until just a few minutes ago when I decided to search for the story. I guess a little anal gel never heart anyone. Though, the emotional scars...

Audrey

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:24:28 -0800

Jack, just be glad this didn't happen to you during your shift: Santa clawed, bitten during photo shoot (video)

TroyJMorris

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:26:00 -0800

Okay, Jack. You do have a great point with the sweater couple... unfortunately, I see far too many people one thin line away from committing an Enumclaw to find pet love comfortable. Yeah, I pulled it up years later, whatcha goin' to do?

Jack

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:13:20 -0800

C'mon Troy, it's not that hard to get is it? People love their pets. Some do it because their pet-love borders on insanity. Others do it because it's funny. Like the young couple in the hideous sweaters. They were absolutely giddy with the thought of their parents receiving a Christmas photo of them and their dog.

TroyJMorris

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:10:13 -0800

I was really hoping clicking on the K-9 anal gel tag would present me with more than just this story. Oh well, it all has to begin somewhere.

TroyJMorris

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:08:38 -0800

Um... people really get pictures with their pets and Santa? Really? Seriously? No, I'm.... I'm having a really hard time understanding here. Can someone explain this? Please? Anyone? Hello? Why?

Jack

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:35:16 -0800

I would love to hear about that Abbey.

abbey

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:17:44 -0800

Jack, this made my truly heinous day at least slightly enjoyable. I mean, I had no hemrhoid-y anal dog gel on my sleeve or fake facial hair. One day, we will compare old mascot stories and I'll tell you about when I dressed up as Smoky Bear at the REI Flagship store and how small children react to that.

jwhieger

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:00:34 -0800

As a general non smoker I understand the sentiment regarding the random urge to smoke after a weird day.

Audrey

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 11:35:40 -0800

Mmmm...anal gel...[drools].

brad

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 11:10:04 -0800

Anal gel. So much for lunch...