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"Hybrid" Viaduct Plan Runs on Denial or Crazy Talk

It's a fact that chambers of commerce are populated largely by jaw-dangling idiots; we joined a chamber once but dropped out after we kept trying to unlock our front door with a light bulb. That is why we're not surprised to hear that the Greater Seattle Chamber of Commerce is pushing what they call "surface-subsurface hybrid" as a replacement for the Alaskan Way Viaduct. The Seattle Times explains that charming "subsurface" nomenclature for you: "Washburn's idea is to put the viaduct traffic in a tunnel, either a deep-bore tunnel or a lidded trench." Hey, is this thing on? Seriously though, Greater Seattle Chamber of Commerce, you guys wanna run the hat around? Got a few billion dollars? No. Oh. Then shut the fuck up.

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  • Yeah, I get your point, but it was muddled with your example.



    More to my point, it was a tongue and cheek joke. So back to the matter at hand, the proposal is hog wash.



    At least the GSCC is represented here. Kinda.

  • Christinad

    Thanks to all of you for expressing your opinions about the proposal and chambers of commerce. We appreciate the feedback.



    Let me know if you'd ever like to attend a program at the Greater Seattle Chamber of Commerce and meet our members.



    Christina Donegan

    VP, Communications

    Greater Seattle Chamber of Commerce

    206.389.7241

    christinad (at) seattlechamber.com

  • bigyaz

    Troy, now you're getting silly. My point was simple: Michael is painting with an absurdly broad brush, calling virtally all CofC people stupid.



    They may make bad decisions, as we all do. And you may disagree with them, as you both (and many others) clearly do here.



    But that doesn't make them stupid people, and Michael sounds pretty childish calling names.

  • I'm still not quite sure how you can refute the (obviously exaggerated) claim of "jaw-dangling idiots" populating the Chamber with claiming it's populated by people cherry picked businesses but cherry picking their failures is somehow out of whack?



    What you were saying is that the Chamber isn't populated by idiots because it's populated with people that work at companies x, y, and z.



    I say companies x, y, and z have brought to the public the failures of a, b, and c. Certain people, usually pretty fucking high level people for giving the approval, are responsible for failures a, b and c.



    So, would it be safe to say that the Chamber is filled with people who approve failures? If you answer yes, then your use of them as an example against the exaggerated claim holds merit. If you answer no, then your comment holds nothing but air.



    To put it simply, your argument of representation in the Chamber of Commerce is a logical fallacy. It could be filled with idiots or geniuses. But the companies represented have a practical zero pull on the issue. What the Chamber puts forth is the truest indicator of it's population.



    And that plan is stupid.

  • bigyaz

    Cherry-picking, Troy. There are a lot of damn smart people at all those companies, who have accomplished a lot more than making ridiculous aspersions in a blog.

  • Let's see:



    Vista, Dreamliner, Voted one of the latest and worst airlines and planes alway break down, they hired Gary Locke and are lawyers, NBBJ is fucking sweet though.



    But let's see who else is on the GSCC, WaMu... Qwest... BoFa... SafeCo... well shit.

  • bigyaz

    Let's see. Chambers of Commerce are populated by local business people, from the likes of Microsoft, Boeing, Alaska Airlines, Davis Wright Tremaine, NBBJ, etc.



    According to you, they're all largely "jaw-dangling idiots."



    Just wanted to be sure we have that straight.

  • 3mpire

    rickshaws. next item on the agenda?

  • Simonian

    Somewhere deep in the fog of my memory, a voice is trying to remind me of something.... 'Hey,' it quietly cries. 'You voted on this already.' No, voice, that can't be true. If we'd voted the politicians would have to listen to us. 'It was only an advisory vote. Sucker!' And the voice recedes, laughing, back into the fog.

  • Are we all ignoring the obvious: Jet Packs for all. And truck jets for the trucks (obviously obvious).

  • Brad

    The Nascar thing would never work.



    Those guys have these crazy, totally unworkable ideas about driving like staying on the right, except to pass.



    I won't stand for that.

  • Matt G1

    I have an idea. Let's build the Choppway hybrid. Build a few deep bore freeways, combine them with a few high-capacity surface streets, add a massive viaduct, and top it not with a grass lined street but another viaduct.



    Maybe there's a way to fit a Nascar track on the thing as well.

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