This Is Why We Can't Have a New Monorail

We don't know how to treat the old one properly. This morning, a man somehow got out onto the Monorail tracks, walked around, and then kicked back for a bit. Service was naturally halted until about 10:15 a.m., when he "surrendered" to the police who had been summoned. On the plus side, since you have 15 minutes until the police show up, this does give us an idea for a 10-minute Assassins action-tour.