Seattlest Pix: 08Nov14
"you daft prick" by Taylor Hain
Hey, you'd look cranky too if your innards were bursting with sexual jelly, you hadn't eaten in weeks, some ancient $!(*@# feeling was calling you back to the place of your youth which you barely remember anyway except the really tacky wallpaper that your parents, whom you never met, put up and that you hated all along and were glad to have finally gotten away from, and slack-jawed yokels were watching you when all you wanted to do was get laid. Unlike its cohort, this one figured out that they're all gonna die after doing the deed... and that, being waterborne, it can't even enjoy a smoke before kicking off.
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