More Feet for That Ass

What’s more alarming, that human feet continue to wash up with startling frequency on area beaches, or the fact severed feet are becoming a more dependable source of entertainment than our own sports teams?

We’ve gone from wondering when the next foot would wash up to just obsessing over which grisly scenario is the winner. Our favorite guesses are as follows:

• BC drug lords are dumping shady Harley bikers in the Fraser River as punishment for lousy Bud crops.
• Canada has another serial killer à la the “Pig Farmer” only this guy has a jogging shoe fetish.
• Suicidal Canadians prefer Bridge Jumping to alternate methods by a wide margin.
• There's a man-eating Orca somewhere out there and it’s only a matter of time before he reaches Elliott Bay.

If you've got a better scenario let us know, but we're pretty sure it's one of these.

Photograph courtesy of Kristopher! from the Seattlest Flickr Pool