Vivace Coffee Will Win This Election For Obama

Here's a creative idea for how to support the presidential candidate of your choice in this last, crucial week: mail an exhausted campaign worker a pack of vacuum-sealed Vivace coffee beans to help them fight the good fight in battleground states like Ohio, North Carolina, and Florida. The Hoosier State works, too, as Obama supporter/Seattlest's housemate Sarah Moon found out when she received this email back in thanks from an expat Seattlite working for the Campaign for Change in Evansville, Indiana:

Subject: Yes we can...

Message: ...drink delicious, delicious coffee.

I was drinking instant coffee on the bad days, Folgers Lite on the good days. You have no idea how happy I was to open that box, but I had a fight on my hands once the others smelled the coffee. It was like I was the only living person amongst a bunch of zombies and they suddenly realized that I was in fact alive and wanted to take away my life and happiness, my strength and joy - they wanted my Vivace. It was ugly, and I had to do things I hope to never have to do again, things to unholy to include in this e-mail, but I emerged the victor. Righteousness was on my side. The horror...the horror.

You have done a great service for your country.

Find addresses for Obama Campaign For Change offices across the country here (McCain campaign office addresses are here), or if you feel moved to send coffee or food to the Evansville office out of compassion for the lucky worker's envious compatriots, you can send it to:

Obama For America
330 Main St.
Evansville, IN 47708

Why? Because it's the right thing to do! And everyone loves them some Vivace.