A fake tanning salon, of course! The Orange One will be at Wallingford's Desert Sun next week! Set up your tent now to make sure you get to shake hands (check for streaks after shaking) with Blayne-licious.

A fake tanning salon, of course! The Orange One will be at Wallingford's Desert Sun next week! Set up your tent now to make sure you get to shake hands (check for streaks after shaking) with Blayne-licious.

Ew, he's pulling trout lips.