August 13, 2008
Sasquatch Found in Northern Georgia Woods?
Two hunters claim they found a dead Bigfoot (better known around these parts as Sasquatch) in some woods in northern Georgia. The hunters, with the help of a Bay Area group dedicated to finding Bigfoot, will host a press conference on Friday in Palo Alto. The hunters claim the animal they found is male, was seven feet seven inches tall, weighed over 500 pounds, and is covered in reddish hair. We're skeptical of Bigfoots in Georgia (in the Cascades--sure!) but you better believe we'll be tuned in to Friday's press conference.
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Oh, no, that was just my brother.
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One of the principles here has already been involved in a Sasquatch hoax.
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No, those were only Russian infantry.
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I was kicked in the head by Squatch once at a Sonics game, so as an expert, I can tell you I'm dubious.
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I thought everyone in Georgia was covered in hair and weighed 500 pounds?
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it's all gonna be a promo for oreo's or some shit.
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I actually have friends who will be staying at that very hotel today and through the weekend for a wedding! I've alerted them to the press conference and they PROMISE to attend and report back.
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I'm so excited to see some Georgians ooo and awe.
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It will turn out to be Homer Simpson.