Seattlest: A Local We're Totes Crushing On

Katelyn

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:40:19 -0800

Sam Bloomfield, everybody! EVT, you are incredibly helpful. Now, I can doodle his name during German class.

EVT

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:36:44 -0800

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20080704/NEWS01/969415335&SearchID=73326652413311

zeeblebrox

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:27:28 -0800

Here's a question for the ladies: if this fine fellow were to proposition you for an intimate evening, would you require him to wear additional protection, or would you trust the vertical alignment of the aforementioned pentagram to ward off evil and disease? Your answers may directly influence my own decision regarding tatoos.

zeeblebrox

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:16:49 -0800

I think the real story here is the pentagram on his thorax, which (as all alumni of the Dan Brown school of questionable symbolism know) is the universal symbol for Venus and goddess worship. Which, upon reading Abbey's comments, leads me to believe this chap likes the ladies.

Katelyn

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:10:51 -0800

Like, totally

herbisara

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:06:22 -0800

totes?

abbey

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:05:22 -0800

I don't think the USOC would be thrilled with his -- 69 tattoo on his tongue, the lick pussy-love pussy tattoo on his elbow, or the large pair of boobs behind his ear which said SUCK ME by them -- but he does obviously love America!

Kim Ruehl

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:59:15 -0800

that dude should be in beijing this week.