Half-Naked Gay Soccer on Saturday

Since the Olympics have eschewed nudity to the point that even male swimmers are wearing unitards now, this weekend's "Shorts vs. Shirts" game at Cal Anderson Park will have to satisfy your nude athletics craving. The gist of this soccer game is that one team will be wearing just shorts and another team will be wearing just shirts. You must wear one, but you can't wear both. Men on the Shirts only team can wear underwear or thongs, but it must show skin. The match starts tomorrow at 10 a.m., where we imagine early risers will be rewarded...either with good views or eager cheering fans.