Can you walk? Are you skinny, and can you pose your body in bizarre ways that come across as really sexy and alluring in photographs? Then maybe head out to the Doubletree Guest Suites Seattle Airport/Southcenter next Thursday, Aug. 12, and get your ANTM face on.
All interested models should show up camera-ready. This isn't Seattlest's Next Top Model, it's America's Next Top Model. Last year, there were 600 women at the audition, so you're sure to have your competition cut out for you. And this is a serious competition. It ain't no playground. In case you don't remember how serious it is, we give you exhibit A:
Any tips for those wishing to audition for ANTM?

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Doesn't get much prettier than that!
SMILE WITH YOUR EYES!
top tip: if you are not 5'10" and weigh less than 60lbs already, then you need to get yourself to the nearest torture rack store for a stretch out.
Katelyn got my advice. If you can smile with your eyes, you've got it. If not, you'll make the rest of suffer through watching Tyra show you the difference between smiling with your eyes and not.
This clip is rad! I want to know what happened to that girl. And where Tyra went when she stormed off.