A rash of bomb mishaps has broken out in Grant County, according to the Seattle Times. We can't help but wonder if these Moses Lake folks were on the million-man terrorist watch list, and what consequent crazy connections the cops will concoct. (Yes, we wrote that sentence to see how many silly c-words we could string in a sentence.) Speaking of blowing up, did you catch the Fleet Foxes on Letterman last night? And, speaking of wild animals, a sea lion hopped on a sailboat this weekend. There are too many money quotes in that article to pull just one. And this concludes your random Tuesday afternoon news brief. Back to work, people.