Media: "No One Is Safe from Rampaging Cyclists!"
Last night, as we were making some Niman Ranch sausage, some Critical Mass bicyclists were almost turned into sausage in the street outside. (We mention the kind of sausage because had it been cut-rate, we might have poked our heads out to take a look, but it wasn't and we were hungry.)
At around 7:00 p.m., about 100 Critical Mass bikers were riding down Aloha on Capitol Hill, blocking traffic as usual. One driver didn't want to wait and tried to get through, cyclists blocked his car, and after a stand-off, he drove through a group of them, crushing two bikes and driving down the street with a hit cyclist on his roof. The Stranger has Critical Mass and bystander descriptions of the incident that match better than reports by local news.
In fact, if you read the local news (or watch it), you might be quivering with fear every time you see a bicyclist today. KING 5 conjures up the intense fear that comes from being surrounded by white hipsters on bicycles:
Apparently, the driver felt intimidated and tried to back up to get away, but he backed into at least two cyclists.Yes. Fear made him accidentally "back into" two bicyclists. Then he was "assaulted." Another reporter made have described an angry, impatient man hitting two bicyclists with a car as vehicular assault. But not Elisa Hahn. And unnamed Seattle Times staff are responsible for this feel-the-pain perspective on the Critical Mass "attack":He then tried to take off, but cyclists chased after him, bashed in his car window and assaulted the driver.
"There was a giant hole in the windshield... and blood around his neck," said witness Barbara Rockey.
"The driver was pretty fearful that he was about to be assaulted by the bicyclists," Jamieson said.The man just "bumped" a rider with his vehicle. No harm, no foul. Then he was just trying to get away--he's probably really sorry to have hit a few bicyclists in the process. Anyway, it's not like "bumping" people with your car and then speeding off is a hit-and-run.The man tried to back up, but bumped into a biker. "This enraged the group," Jamieson said.
Several of the bikers bashed up the Subaru, shattering the windshield and rear window, Jamieson said.
The driver tried to drive away, but hit another bicyclist, Jamieson said. Still, he drove about a block, to the corner of Aloha and 15th Avenue East, before the Critical Mass riders cornered the car again and started spitting on it and banging against it.
Scary photo courtesy of Seattlest Flickr pool member novon. That's why we say, Hey man, nice shot!
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