Queen Anne’s Newest Park Feels like a Parking Lot

If parking lots designed parks they would all look like the new Counterbalance pit at the base of Queen Anne.
Generally the park functions as an outdoor place for recreational activities or offers an aesthetically pleasing open space to relax or stroll. Counterbalance Park does neither. That isn’t to say it breaks the conventional mold of how we define the modern park because it doesn’t do anything at all.
Deemed an “Urban Oasis” by the Mayor’s Office and the clandestine agents of the Uptown Alliance, the completed park looks like a half-baked development abandoned before the walls were put up. It’s basically 12,000 square feet of nothing.
Considering it took almost a decade to get something into the space, you would think there might have been time for more inspiration. The city, county and friends poured over a million dollars into the “vision” yet, a week after the “grand opening,” we’re left wondering where the money went.
Counterbalance Park features benches, a drinking fountain and those starter trees that line the sidewalks in the monotonous town homes of Snoqualmie Ridge. No real trees, no BBQ pit, no basketball court, no sculpture art, no mural, no funky lamps, no swing set, no nothing. There’s nothing to do there except maintain perfect posture and inhale fumes. The benches are the institutional kind with divider bars designed to repel homeless squatters, so you can’t slouch while enjoying the park’s zero amenities. Welcome to the place where minimalism meets worthlessness.
Seattlest visited the city’s newest park this week to see if there was a hidden charm to be redeemed upon first-hand experience. The answer was no.
Most neighbors will consider the bench and deck result an upgrade from the gravel pit that commanded the location for the better part of the past decade but, considering the amount of money the city paid contractors for what is essentially a mindless alternative to the earth itself, it’s hard to pretend the city accomplished anything other than not selling the land.
Simply a patch of grass and maybe a boulder would have at least added some greenery and a nice place to perch on a dry day. However, Counterbalance Park doesn’t condone any perching of any sort. You aren’t meant to stay. It’s as if the city designed the public area with the sole function of being inhospitable to actual humans. The park doesn’t feel utilized, it feels sterilized. So nobody wins except for maybe the Uptown Alliance, whoever they are.
To visualize Counterbalance Park add some skinny trees and a few benches to this image from SlightlyNorth via the Seattlest Flickr Pool
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