Seattlest: Capitol Hill Tree Steals Power

TroyJMorris

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:32:19 -0800

Wait.... I just realized-- what if it's really just a ploy by the mole-people to steal our electricity for their giant "upwards drilling machine?"

jessejb

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:16:20 -0800

The trees are taking back civilization! Glory be! Glory be! Look at that tree, reaching its wonderful branch up to cut the power and bring us back to mother earth. But one thing: mother nature doesnt have chain saws.

MvB

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:32:42 -0800

You're right, Troy, you're right. It's not theft if it's given freely. I take it back.

TroyJMorris

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:29:08 -0800

Why do you judge so harshly. The tree and electric pole are probably in some romantic love affair, and you're sitting here passing judgment like a house mom from suburban Birmingham in 1957.