Something Old, Something New, Something Blue...

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This was probably not the "something blue" the bride dreamed of having at her wedding. From the Seattle P-I's Big Blog:

Seattle police arrested a 46-year-old man for indecent exposure after a wedding party at Golden Gardens Park spotted him perched in a tree with his pants around his ankles.

The man, who was still partially nude when found by park employees, said he was just peeing and it was all a big mistake. Apparently this fellow pees in trees, rather than on them. Police didn't buy the excuse and the suspected exposer is being held at King County Jail without bail.