McLaren Mad Libs

"We're playing our (BODY PART) off every day and got nothing to show for it. I'm tired of (VERB ENDING IN -ING) losing, I'm tired of getting my (NOUN) beat, and so have those guys. We gotta change this (NOUN) around and get after it. And only we can do it. The fans are (ADJECTIVE) off, and I'm (ADJECTIVE) off and the players are (ADJECTIVE FOR USELESS) off. And that's the way it is...I'm tired of (NAME OF PERSON IN ROOM) losing this...every night we bust our (SLANG TERM FOR HAQ JUROR). It's gotta be a total team (VERB ENDING IN -ING) effort to turn this thing around, and that's it."