Seattlest gave up trying to figure out what exactly was and wasn't truly happening in Courtney Love's celeb-drama-queen world a while back. The latest Courtney Love news on the tubes, though, is just too bizarre and (possibly) sad to let lie: Kurt Cobain's widow seems to have misplaced the Nirvana frontman's ashes.

Actually, the headlines say Cobain's ashes were "stolen." And Love, of course, is "suicidal" with grief and anger. "If I don't get them back, I don't know what I'll do," she's apparently said.

We suspect, though, if the story isn't pure bloggerati fabrication—or the latest in a tired string of wacky, possibly imagined events Courtney Love has lived through—that the "pink teddy-bear shaped bag" containing her late husband's remains is buried beneath a pile of discarded couture.

Note to Courtney: Before you go killing yourself or making this stink—if it's true—any bigger and more embarrassing, check under the bed. Behind the cereal boxes. In the Jacuzzi. And give Frances Bean's room a thorough tossing. Kids are always pranking the old folks.

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