When we were growing up in New York City, two kinds of circuses came to town. The Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus arrived at the same time each year in a flurry of spectacle so big that it shut down one of the under-river tunnels leading into Manhattan for a parade of animals into Madison Square Garden. In the days before anyone worried about animal rights, this three-ring extravaganza was truly exciting.
The other circus was The Big Apple Circus --a much smaller affair. Held outside at Lincoln Center, it was thrilling because it was inside a real tent and we could walk to it. It was a bit of small-town Americana right smack dab in the middle of New York City.
The SHOW to End all SHOWS by Circus Contraption left us feeling much the same way. It may not be in a tent and there are no real animals, but the show is right there in your face and is spectacular and entertaining in its pretend grandiosity.
The scene in the warehouse behind Theo Chocolates in the old Red Hook Brewery in Fremont aims to bring audience members into the kind of big-top circus we might associate with the traveling shows from the 1930s. Think Carnivale without the battle between Good and Evil. Simple seats on risers arranged in a semi-circle around a single ring decorated in washed-out 80s neon colors. Colorful lights are draped from the ceilings and an array of circusy snacks are sold along with souvenir cups that change colors.
When the lights dim, a live band starts up and in moments, the stage is filled with a hodge-podge of people playing an even bigger hodge-podge of instruments: flutes, bottles, drums and trombones accompany each other in a parade through the audience. The emcee invites us to leave behind the world outside for the pure joy and safety inside. Sure, we figure, how can we resist?
Although Circus Contraption’s literature describes a plot for the show about it being a run-down circus from the 80s which soon begins to unravel, there is no storytelling of that sort apparent. This isn’t a play. It’s a circus and it’s wonderful.
The acts are fabulous, alternating between high camp and high skill, and the audience is continuously treated to amazing feats of agility and strength. The best example of this was the act simply labeled as “Mermaid” in the program. In it, a woman (we’re bad with names) seductively and lithely performs an amazing aerial dance on a loop of rope suspended over the stage. It truly had had us on the edge of our seats.
On the other end of the spectrum was the camp. Bunny Lamont’s show of mind over matter would have been standard silliness if not for Matt Manges’ perfect rendition of New York accent while wearing the silliest set of bunny ears we’ve ever seen. Later, when he comes out with a jet pack for his tour de force, the audience was fully on his side thanks to his endearing qualities as a shmoe.
This being a circus, there were of course “animal” acts as well Let us be clear though, there was nary an animal in sight. No matter. We loved the trained “walrus,” fell for the three pink, puffy “poodles” and delighted in the antics of a white-faced “macaque,” all of whom had more stage presence in their right paws than we do in our entire bodies.
The few moments we’ve chosen to highlight above don’t do this show justice. If we had enough room to write a novella about each act from the Beer Bottle Choir to the Smokin’ Pole not to mention the band which accompanied everything, we would. We loved them all that much.
The best we can do, in the limited space we have left, is to urge you to get down to Fremont and witness the Circus Contraption spectacle yourself. We’re pretty sure you’ll find yourself back in your youth, clamoring for more and hoping for a peek behind the big top’s many hidden canvas folds.
Thursday-Saturday at 8 p.m. (21+), Sundays at 7 p.m. (all ages) through June 22//Theo Chocolate, 3400 Phinney Ave. N.//Tickets $25 (25 and under get in for $20). Front of House volunteers get to see the show for free.



The Circus Contraption Big Halloween Blow Out Bash was a bust. On their website the promised to try to scare the Bejeesus out of us. I don't think they tried very hard. If not for the costumes of the people attending we would have left even earlier than we did. The "scary" flying demons were guys painted green on swings that did nothing but hang there. Absolutely nothing happened until about an hour after the doors opened then we got some jugglers/acrobats that were good but their act was a long drawn out choreographed martial arts fight for the most part and then a really long, lame 80's band spoof. The sound system kept choking and they made some mistakes that stopped their performance several times. The acrobat on the ropes was phenomenal but that lasted for 5 minutes or less. 3 1/2 hours in we were all pretty bored with the drawing out of the entertainment so we left. I'm just saying for $25 per person, I expected a lot more. Sorry.