Overheard at Grateful Bread in Wedgwood: Children

Seattlest has been hanging out in Wedgewood for the past week or so, and the question that has dominated so many of our mornings has been "Top Pot or Grateful Bread?" This morning, we opted for the latter, because sometimes we just want a little more than a donut. As a result, we're surrounded by children in all their infinite wisdom. Apparently, this is quite the hangout for full-time moms.

We thought we'd share with you the overheard gems from the children in our proximity:

Boy: "This [tiger] isn't made for stretching."
Girl: "Only lizards can stretch."

"I always look out for dragons in the night--bad dragons. If I had scanners, I would scan it [to see] if it was bad or good."

"Hey, I'm wearing baby underwear."

And our personal favorite, from the boy, announced with a great deal of authority and a slight fake accent: "I come first, before the women."

That creepy/cute kid comes courtesy of Seattlest Flickr user Looney1 Photography