Only three days away. You're ready, or you think you're ready. You've got your tickets, and your overnight plans are set. Congratulations! Now don't fuck it up.

Be prepared. First time visitors to the Gorge are often surprised at how different the climate is from Western Washington. It's hot, it's dry, and it will burn your ass if you're not paying attention. Bring sunscreen and actually use it. Slather up your ears, the back of your neck, and if you're wearing sandals, get your toes and the tops of your feet too. Hell, wear a sombrero if you burn easy.

Speaking of sandals, let's think about this for a moment. Unless you're the type who prefers to sit around in the lawn all day, you're going to do a lot of walking and standing around. Wear sensible shoes. Some sandals, like Keens for instance, have good soles, but don't go in sporting your oh-so-cute flip flops or that wicked cool pair of cowboy boots you picked up at Value Village. A music festival is no time to be hating yourself.

Unless it's your ultimate fantasy to wake up in the heroic arms of some beefcake paramedic, stay hydrated. Bring a Nalgene (or any water-retaining device) and refill as needed at any of the water stations scattered about the venue.

Beware the Beverage Nazis! The Gorge only allows "empty containers" (see above) or "factory sealed water bottles of 'normal' size." Factory sealed or not, they will not allow your yummy soda, juice, or tooth-decaying sports drink.

At ten bucks each, beer is expensive. Pack a flask of your favorite liquor. They don't pat you down at entry. They just peek into your bag and sometimes make you pull out any blankets or sweaters you've got in there. So keep your booze (or whatever) hidden on your person.

Once the curtain closes on that beautiful sunset, it can get downright chilly out there. Pack a hoodie or lightweight jacket with you. And check the weather before you head out. If rain is expected, bring a rain jacket (see how easy this can be?).

Well, that's all the important stuff. Other than that: Don't be a loudmouthed asshole, be nice to people, and don't have sex in the honey bucket. That's gross.

Have a great time--wear your favorite flag if you like. We'll see you there.