It's only Monday, but we can assure you the following will be the best local news headline you read all week:
Man Watches as One-Legged Thief Steals His Truck
It has everything you need for a funny local news headline: absurdity, oddness, a slapstick quality, and nobody was seriously injured. Everyone wins! Except the fellow who watched from a roof he was repairing as his truck was stolen by a wheelchair-bound, one-legged man. Not so much fun to be him. Hopefully, one day very soon, he will be able to look back on this and laugh loudly. We are.

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