Portland's Velveteria Museum of Velvet Paintings has taken over the art gallery space for the month of May, offering a wondrous eyeful of, well, pretty much what you might expect from a collection of velvet paintings--unicorns, naked ladies, Skinny Elvis, Fat Elvis, sad clowns, sad Jesus--it's all there, waiting to be loved, laughed at, idolized, lusted after.
One more collection of doozies after the jump...

Friendly Folk-Pop for the Kids: Hey Marseilles at Vera This Saturday


Uh oh, Velvet Jesus is checking out that cleavage on display...pretty intently.
yet another reason to go to Powell's.
ya, Velvet Jesus loves boobs as much as the rest of us...can't blame him. they are pretty awesome.
i keep thinking the headline says "Velveeta Takes Over Powell's Books," which would be a whole other matter.