First Carly, Then Hillary, and Now Robyn?
Dear Universe,
Our month of May is ruined. Carly Smithson was voted off American Idol—which, granted, actually happened in April, but matters now because the finals are in May and she should've at least made the bottom three.
Then, last night, Hillary Clinton got canned in North Carolina and barely eked out of Indiana with a win, suffocating every last hopeful breath that our next president would be a strong, confident woman with a wide range of experience and a respectably broad understanding and command of government. Everyone, including The Stranger's Erica Barnett, is asking her to concede.
But it was all good this morning. You know why? Because Robyn was coming to town next week. But no. Now she's postponed the show until August so that she can appear on the View. And it hurts with every heartbeat.
We'd just like to catch a break, Universe. Perhaps a gas tax holiday this summer? Kidding.
*kthxbai*
-Seattlest
ps...Thank God for YouTube


