Primary '08: Hillary Mocks Your Latte

Once again political pundits say that Hillary Clinton has to win either Indiana or North Carolina or it’s curtains for her--same as it ever was.

As the race has turned to the "blue collar" states, we are being attacked more because we drink lattes, are more likely to drive a Volvo than a truck, and don't buy clothes at Wal-Mart.

We've heard these attacks before, from those on the right, and understand why the "other side" makes them--to win elections. However, as the Clinton campaign has made its desperate turn to all out pandering, we are hearing those same charges from the party we support.

"Latte-sipper" is Republican slang for complete pussy, and now that phrase has become a part of the Clinton campaign spin. Bill is out in West Virginia telling people that their problems are caused by "those who think they are better than everyone else."

Between trips to Trader Joe's and Café Ladro, we'd just like to say that right now the Clintons are so full of shit that they should be scooped up into a plastic bag and tossed into your neighbors trash can.

Since these complaints against the former first family are nothing new, let us just add that if by some miracle Clinton gets the nomination, we expect to see her pandering to those in the west coast cities. We want to see Hillary walking a golden lab, attending an art walk, and scoring a baseball game.

Also, we don't care that her people think that she has a bigger sack than Barack Obama. Please, just stick to killing horses.