Feel Better, Madame K's!

We were getting ready to head down into Ballard last night to check out the Willie Nelson Tribute at Conor Byrne when we had the bright idea of taking our wife out for a dinner date on the way. The short and sweet note asking her out to the singularly lovely Madame K's put a smile on her down-in-the-dumps face almost as big as the one the Madame's orgasm dessert would soon put on ours.

But when we arrived, we found the below, much to everyone's disappointment.

We just called to ask if they'd be open tonight, and the woman who answered the phone didn't know yet. She said to check in a couple of hours, so we offer this as a warning. If you've got a hankering for delicious pizza in a brothel-like setting followed up by the best orgasm money can buy, give Madame K's a call at (206) 783-9710 before you head over.

Madame K's, we hope your ovens (and your hearts) are healed soon.